1. Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU.
2. Cindy needs your help.
3. Cindy needs to rub some good lotion.
4. Cindy needs some Craigslist magic!
5. Cindy needs to stay on that bus.
Now here are the top 5 things Cindy needs according to Cindy Baer:
2. Cindy needs to take a break.
3. Cindy needs to eat something other than m&m's.
4. Cindy needs funding for ODD BRODSKY.
5. Cindy needs to book a shuttle bus in Australia.